KEEP COOL!

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Modern headline: Six ways to keep your home and yourself cool in hot weather

cool in hot weather are: to watch live, to live news, to live sport, to watch documentaries, to watch live documentaries, and to keep a home. By watching live--you can keep cool, because you will be interested in what is happening, and interested people are never very hot. By living news, you can keep cool, because news is always exciting, and excitement allays fever. By living sport, you can keep cool, because sport is a healthy excitement, and healthy excitement is always cooling to the blood.


Original dispatch: Six ways to keep your home and yourself cool in hot weather

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