WATSON BEARS NO MALICE TOWARD CLEVELAND, HAVING COLLECTED $184M IN FOUR SEASONS.

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Modern headline: Deshaun Watson harbors no ill will toward Cleveland after collecting $184M for 19 TDs in four season

Deshaun Watson, the well known local cricketer, who has been playing regularly for Cleveland for the last four seasons, called at the office of the club yesterday and received payment for his services. The amount due to him was £184M.10s. 6d. Watson expressed himself as perfectly satisfied with the remuneration, and said goodbye to the secretary in a friendly manner. Watson then proceeded to a public house in the neighbourhood and spent part of the money in liquid refreshment. The remainder he carried home to his wife and family. Watson went home and made his wife happy with the present of a new bonnet. He also purchased some articles of clothing for the children, and had something to spare for the purpose of repairing the family dwelling. In the evening he smoked a pipe with his friends, and related his good fortune to them.


Original dispatch: Deshaun Watson harbors no ill will toward Cleveland after collecting $184M for 19 TDs in four seasons

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